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Friday, February 24, 2017

Busy Carnival Season

Triple Comuses
Downman House on Friday afternoon flying three Comus flags. Krewe D'Etat is basically Comus


Sorry that makes for light posting until the big photo dump comes along at some point. The weather has been fantastic and we've been at every Uptown parade so far. This morning we were up early and hungover to load our float for Sunday.  I've got some notes on all the parades I'll post later if I'm not too exhausted. Very quickly though.

1) Even though Nyx is much more generous with the throws, Muses is still a better parade. Prettier floats, better staging, more interesting things to look at. Most of all, a funnier, satirical theme.

The Grump

2) What's up with every satirical parade being obsessed with Mike Yenni? It's just not that interesting compared to other stuff going on around town.

Yenni

3) Last night, Alli found a cart vendor selling something called "Korean Jambalya" and it is amazing!

Korean Jambalaya

Anyway, more later. I gotta go get ready for D'Etat.  I am given to understand they have Yenni-themed dancers this year. *sigh*

Thursday, February 23, 2017

And this is why you do it

Was the crowd at Bill Cassidy's townhall "uncivil"? Yep.  Were they there to "vent" rather than to "listen"? You bet.  Were they being unfair to Cassidy?  Not really.  It's his job to listen to this stuff.  Grace makes a point of commending him for doing this. And that's fine. But it is the minimum requirement.
Yes, he tried to limit questions at the town hall to those submitted in writing, but when the crowd forced his hand, he heard people out and tackled some controversial topics. The room was way too small, but he didn't pack it with supporters; outside his own staff, he didn't seem to have a friend in the place. He did not accuse the attendees of being paid protesters; afterwards, he readily acknowledged they were citizens expressing their First Amendment rights.
What she gets wrong, though, is her suggestion that interactions like this are "unproductive."  As evidence, we present, the entire history of all political agitation.  The purpose here is to make yourself heard and to keep the pressure on.  Of course it isn't realistic to think that Bill Cassidy is going to adopt all of your positions because you yelled at him. But if you've made it even the slightest bit more difficult for him to ignore you, then you've moved the meter a bit.

The fact that Cassidy at least goes through the motions of listening is all the more reason to show up at his events.  An even better idea would be to protest and disrupt Democratic townhalls. But since we don't have a Democratic Senator right now, well, here we are. It's not much but it's what we have at this point.  The alternative is silence.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Carnival Bulletin and Photo Dump

A summary of the Carnival season so far. If you are looking for parade rankings, they are here.

Food:

Are you hosting a house party this season?  There's some pretty good advice in here.
How to be a good host and still party down at the parade?

To help less experienced parade party hosts master the day, we asked Scineaux, Tim Acosta of Rouses Supermarkets, who is known in his food-centric family for hosting big backyard parties, and longtime caterer Linda Kleinschmidt-Schmidt for tips.
Ok it's mostly common sense.  But the point about big batch dishes is good common sense to observe. At some point, over the course of the parade season, I usually end up making a big jambalaya. Menckles has a great chilli recipe that works particularly well when it's cold out. (It hasn't been this year. Last weekend, she made spaghetti instead.) For Mardi Gras Day I always make two pounds of red beans.  Last night, we made what we hope will be the final big grocery run of Carnival.  After Thursday, neither of us is all too keen to move our cars.

Meanwhile, Chrissy Teigen wants to know where to find the best gumbo.
Chrissy Teigen, the supermodel and author of the cookbook "Cravings" (Clarkson Potter), had a question Sunday (Feb. 19) for New Orleans: who makes the best gumbo.
Teigen is actually one of the better celebrity follows on social media. Even if you don't care about the Hollywood and lifestyle stuff, she's witty and outspoken on a number of topics. It's why she can ask about gumbo and cause that to become one of those "Today on Twitter" items on NOLA.com.  I even participated by way of having some of my photos retweeted at her by somebody. This truck looks like the sort of place to find pretty good gumbo.  I didn't try any, though.

Gumbo and yakamein and such

Food cart

If you weren't in the mood for that stuff, there were plenty of other options along the route on Sunday.  Here's a taco truck parked out in front of Rite Aid.

Taqueria Big Papas

Brother's seems to have taken over Williams Supermarket.  I'm not sure how I feel about this. Seems like we've lost a local-oriented business in favor of a more visitor friendly grab-n-go.

Williams/Brother's

On the other hand, 24/7 seems nice. Remind me to check on that later to see if it's real.

Then you've got the regular collection of traveling carnie vendors selling fried goo of various sorts.

Mini Donuts

Corn Dogs

Burgers and Fries

The "brick-and-motar" places along the Avenue are selling street food as well.  One of the newest is the super-fancy Lula distillery and restaurant.  They were making fancy drinks and selling cheap beer at fancy prices.

Lula

But Mardi Gras really isn't a time for fancy drinks or prices.  It's more about the joys of tacky and cheap. On Saturday night, for example, this guy would sell you an orange daiquiri. If you wanted an orange daiquiri.

Daiquiri cart

The Krewe of Pontchartrain even ran a food-based theme, as well they should given that their mascot is a catfish.

Captain Sam

The first weekend parades are almost always lighthearted stuff. Pontchartrain's parade this year, for instance, was all about different things you can have on your po-boy.  One of their tropes is they like to tease the crowd with extremely easy fill-in-the-blank float titles.  So there were floats called "_oa__ _e_f" and "M_at__l" for (Roast Beef and Meatball) and, of course, "__ri_p"

Shrimp

Might want to hold off on the "S__t Sh__l C__b" for a while, though.  I don't think they are available right now.

Soft shell crab

Sports:

The NBA All-Star Game appears to have gone off fine for the celebrities and high rollers for whom the entirety of downtown was pretty much walled off throughout the weekend. It turned out well for Pelicans fans too.  First they got to see their hometown star pull down an MVP trophy with a 52 point performance. Nevermind that it was totally rigged
In a game typified by selfish play, it was clear West teammates were giving Davis additional opportunities that may not come when the game is outside of New Orleans. Whether it was Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook, Marc Gasol or DeMarcus Cousins, Davis was given chances to finish possessions, just as West coach Steve Kerr predicted Saturday.

“It was amazing,” Davis said. “That's what I wanted to do. I stressed that, I think more than enough, to the guys in the locker room before the game that I wanted to get the MVP for this crowd, for this city, and I ended up doing it. Them guys did a great job of just finding me, giving me the basketball. They wanted me to score 50. Every time, Kawhi (Leonard) was like, 'Six more points.' Or James (Harden) was like, 'I'm going to pass you the ball.'
Next, they apparently stole DeMarcus Cousins from the Kings. At least that's the way they seem to feel about it in Sacramento. Maybe it was totally rigged. Or maybe the Kings are stupid.
Buddy Hield, Tyreke Evans, Langston Galloway, a top-three protected 2017 first-round pick, and a 2017 second round pick. That’s it. That’s all the Sacramento Kings got for a center who is still young and good enough to be a foundational NBA player. Exactly what sorts of shocked, horrified noises should you be making in response to that trade? Here’s some guidance: According to ESPN’s Ramona Shelburne, the Pelicans had offered the same package minus Hield to the 76ers in exchange for Jahlil Okafor—who really sucks!—and didn’t get it done. Please, try to keep it down.
Whatever it is, you won't hear many complaints in New Orleans. All told, the All Star Weekend nobody really wanted could have gone a heck of a lot worse.

On Sunday morning, the Mystic Krewe of Femme Fatale celebrated the All Star Game with a float full of players' wives introducing their theme, "Femme Fatale Hosts Game Day." Turns out "Game Day" meant floats representing various board games like this Candyland number for example.

Candyland

Still, it made for a nice kid-friendly day parade. You have to get up early to see it, but Femme Fatale puts on the best all around show of the first weekend Uptown. In just three years they've really blown up.

Mistress of the Robes

Femme Fatale

Baby doll

It doesn't hurt, also that they've managed to book some of the best marching bands.  This year they were led by Southern University. They always bring the thunder and the lighting.



Music:

I had the bike Sunday morning which allowed me to get up and down the route and hear Southern play a few times. It's kind of dumb that I only stopped to record a few seconds of their cadence but I'm sure I'll see them again this year.  I did happen to film the US Marine Corps band leading Alla later in the day.  There are marching bands that are more exciting but the Marines produce a sound that is unique among them.



By comparison, Brother Martin High School here could use a little polish.



That's also Sunday afternoon, by the way, when Krewe of Carrollton once again unloaded all of the Catholic School bands... or maybe they left Brother Martin for King Arthur. Shit, I don't even remember now. Carrollton's parade was about music, in any case.

Carrollton Jukebox

So.. you guessed it.. the floats were (mostly) songs you would find on jukeboxes. Like this KISS song.

Beth

Or these country "hits."

Best of 80s country

Some of the floats didn't make any sense, though. There was one about shrimp boots or something that didn't seem to have any connection to anything. Having the Elvi roll in front of a "Jailhouse Rock" float was pretty cute, though.

Elvi float

Seen a lot of the Elvi already this year. They were in Cleopatra too.  Anyway, it was a perfectly fine Carrollton parade. Maybe felt like they were going through the motions a bit.  I'm not really complaining, though. That's not what this section is about. The next section, however...

Complaints:

Actually, let's start with other people's complaints.  In Uptown Messenger this week we find Owen Courreges writing the obligatory parade etiquette column so that we don't have to. I guess, he says it well enough. He comes off as more of a scold than he probably wants to.  There are the standard reminders in there about the laws governing ladders and the blocking of intersections. Here is the point he makes about space saving.
POINTER #3: You can’t save a spot.

This is, perhaps, the most difficult rule for many people to remember. So many people visiting New Orleans suffer from the regrettable misconception that they can stake out a location in advance of a Mardi Gras parade, and then exclude any unauthorized persons from said location.

However, the places where people view parades are streets and sidewalks, i.e., public rights-of-way. You can’t claim “dibs” over them. Everybody has equal access. You can only claim a space with your physical presence.
Things would go more smoothly if everyone understood this from the get-go.  A lot of first-timers and/or people who only come into New Orleans for Endymion or for Thoth Sunday have a bit of a learning curve to deal with. I think if the city continues to take action like it did this week on the Orleans Avenue neutral ground, behaviors might start to change over time. The good news, though, is that they can also change within the space of an evening.

The secret to dealing with an over-Chad-ed parade route is patience. As tight as things may feel at the beginning of a parade, they almost always loosen up as the day or night goes on.  People get more familiar and less paranoid. Everyone stops worrying so much about their territory and focuses instead on watching the parade or talking to people or, well, just doing what they wanna. 

Nine times out of ten, you'll probably end up at the front for at least a float or two. Really, what you'll find is that you don't necessarily need to be in any one spot in particular anyway.  It would be nice if people would recognize this straight away. And, like I said, the city is right to step up enforcement with an eye toward accomplishing this. But, usually, the Chads don't have anywhere near the power to ruin your good time that you may think they do. There are always exceptions to that rule but just keep it in mind.

Tent hell

On Saturday, the tents and ladders on the neutral ground only blocked a few people's view of the hapless Krewe of Freret. Below is a photo of their permanent royal fixture, Councilman Jason Williams dressed up, for some reason, like a stormtrooper.

Jason Williams is a stormtrooper 

This is Freret's fourth year. Unlike Femme Fatale, though, they've never made the leap out of beginner status.  Their theme was, basically, "Hello this is our fourth year."  All of the floats were loosely titled with some sort of pun using the number four. The floats were also mostly the Krewe of Boo floats so, in a lot of cases, the theming made no sense. Here is a float called "May the Fourth be with you." Ok. But why is it Dracula?  No idea.

Fourth be with you

Freret, as usual, also just seemed pretty raggedy in general. Noticeable empty spots where riders could be. That sort of thing.  On the other hand, they do seem to enjoy themselves. I'm not sure about this but I think the "Lucha Krewe" appears in other parades although I also think they are a Freret creation.

Lucha Krewe

Lucha Krewe

So that's pretty fun.  Maybe this whole parade should just be a marching club or something.

Speaking of marching clubs, here is something else that came up this week. The T-P is running a column by someone calling herself,  "The Mardi Gras Czar." Okay, fine. I guess.  Can the Czar be cited for overuse of third person voice, though? And the gimmicky language in general? She's also a contrarian with hot takes to offer. Consider this, for example.
Truth is, Mardi Gras Czar loves the mostly-female marching groups' spirit, costumes, boots and skill at applying fake eyelashes.

But what Mardi Gras Czar doesn't love is that the ratio of women's marching groups to live bands seems to have mushroomed in recent years.

New Rule:

For every marching group that parades to recorded music, there should be at least three live bands, high school or otherwise. While City Carnival Ordinance Section 34-14 mandates that "each parade shall have at least seven, but no more than 30 (30!) marching bands," there is no language pertaining to marching groups.

For example:

The Krewe of Nyx was a highlight last year. Great throws. However, there were so many women's marching groups in Nyx that I wondered if the krewe simply forgot to book more than a few marching bands.
The thing is, despite the shticky presentation with the "New Rule" and such, she's kind of got a point.  I don't know if the problem is exactly recorded vs live music. But there are situations where the marching clubs are starting to feel a little bit redundant. There have always been dance troops in parades. In recent decades, a new generation of them inspired by the Pussyfooters (seen here in Femme Fatale Sunday) brought a refreshing DIY artistry to the game.

Pussyfooters

Groups like this added a new dimension to the parades. They're an element that really set Muses apart during its early years, for example.   Nowadays they're everywhere. And that's not itself a bad thing. Check out the Dames de Perlage and their homemade costumes, for example.

Dames de Perlage

Or the fabulous Roux La La doing a Brazilian theme this year.

Roux La La

We seem to have reached a point, though, where these acts, including even the World Famous 610 Stompers, aren't the surprise element they once were. So when they are deployed by a parade that uses them, as The Mardi Gras Czar implies, in lieu of marching bands, then that can get a little boring.  Freret felt like this on Saturday.

So did King Arthur a little bit on Sunday. Although, I will give that parade a lot of credit for owning its own limitations, throwing generously, and having a sense of humor.. or at least.. for putting Monty Python quotes on all of the float titles.

Supreme executive power

Their rented floats didn't fit a specific theme on their own without a little narrative help from the tittle cards. That was fine, though. It's cheap but it works. See, the Knights of the Round Table dance whenever they're able... they dance to ABBA.

ABBA
#LastKnightInSweden?

Finally, in complaints, there are probably too many parades the first Sunday.  This is yet another consequence of the over-crowded Uptown schedule. This is, I think, Alla's third year since moving over from the West Bank.  According to the schedule, they begin at 2:00 PM. In practice, they are a night parade.

Queen Alla LXXXV

That might be OK if they were worth waiting for. But there isn't much to distinguish Alla from the three parades that preceded it. There's this big "Alla-gator" float.

Alla Gator

Also, Alla emphasizes military and law enforcement every year so you get to see the coast guard and some friends of Jefferson Parish Sheriff Newell Normand.

Coast Guard

Sheriff Newell Normand

At the end of a long day and weekend, it can feel like a let down.

Police:

Mounted NOPD

In addition to the Coasties and the JPs, in the parades, there is also the heavy presence of municipal enforcement all along the route.  Here is NOPD's observation tower.

Louisiana and St. Charles

I wonder what happens when they have to pee.

Of course NOPD aren't the only agents of the law you might encounter. The real business is being conducted by parking enforcement.

Uh oh

Also, here again is our friend with the daiquiri cart.  I didn't have the chance to investigate further but this appears to be a permit inspection. Or maybe there is some sort of code against selling orange daiquiris that are actually red.

Orange Daiquiris



Politics:

This is probably an item for later in the week. But as krewe politics becomes more relevant this week, here is a brief guide we produced last year for you to keep in mind.

Yes, it's a joke. And, yes, some of those groups share riders and it's not... look, don't @ me over this.

Instead, here is something to read. It's an ANTIGRAVITY article by Robin McDowell about the 1946 flambeau carrier strike. There are echoes of this in the current plight of so-called "culture bearers" who struggle to make ends meet entertaining the tourists and upper classes of our increasingly stratified and unaffordable city.
So few people who live and work in New Orleans actually ride atop floats. Those who work ungodly hours day and night in restaurant kitchens preparing New Orleans’ famous cuisine can’t actually afford the food they cook (let alone a market rate apartment). The holders of exclusive tickets bestowed for glamorous balls dance away their one-night affairs, upholding the mutually engendering exchange of appalling sums of money and social capital. The hours of work of artists, security guards, sanitation workers, cooks, servers, and delivery drivers are also part of this exchange.

Working at a Mardi Gras parade isn’t community service. It’s not “patriotic,” as the post-World War II ads would have people believe. It’s not something you do out of the goodness of your own heart to improve the living conditions of vulnerable communities. Being paid for your physical labor in smiles is an embarrassing and exploitive idea. Most of the tasks that don’t include sitting on a float with plumbing, heat, cold booze and snacks are bonafide wage labor.

Let’s look backward down Canal Street to 1946, and give a nod to a tiny minority of courageous souls who realized a strategic advantage and seized it. A humble few can wield some serious power—enough to shut down one of the greatest shows on earth.

Flambeaux


Advice:

Travel pieces about New Orleans this time of year can get pretty insufferable. But this National Geogrpahic listicle wasn't so bad. Maybe the restaurant recommendations are a little high end. Anyway, here is my "insider's tip" for this year. Skip Chewbacchus on Saturday night and go see the Uptown parades.  It's becoming a bit of scene at Chewbacchus anyway. And the reviews, as of late, are less than.. um.. stellar.







Meanwhile, the popularity of the Bywater spectacle thins out the crowd on St. Charles where there are plenty of lightsabers anyway. 

Lightsaber

What you'll see there is Sparta, always a good looking classic style parade with flambeaux (pictured above.)  The Sparta theme was based on different editions of Cirque du Soleil (and some puns.) My pictures of their floats didn't come out so great. Here is this year's King.

Sparta King

Following Sparta is a very ambitious Krewe of Pygmalion.  Every year, Pygmalion tries a little bit harder to earn its Saturday night headlining slot. Here are their signature Jester and Pygmammoth floats.

Jester

Pygmammoth

Elaborate float design, fancy lighting, and a general bigly-ness gives this the feel of one of the later parades but on the first weekend and playing to a more manageable crowd. Pygmalion. Consider it.


Controversies:

Today is Wednesday and that means the "self-proclaimed Super-Krewe" of Nyx is back tonight for its sixth ride.  According to the Arthur Hardy guide, they're already the second largest krewe in terms of membership.

Krewe stats

But its explosive growth has also come with some growing pains.  If you like one great big float after another, you will have enjoyed the last few years of Nyx.  Sometimes it feels uneven, though. Almost like a truck parade.  But, boy are they ever desperate to be recognized
The ladies of the Krewe of Nyx have cemented their place in Carnival history with the unveiling of a krewe crest plaque at the Mardi Gras Fountain.

The Nyx plaque is the first to be added to  the Lakefront landmark since 2001. Nyx members dedicated their plaque Monday night, in advance of their Wednesday parade.

“The Krewe of Nyx is honored to be represented here at the iconic Mardi Gras Fountain, a New Orleans tradition.  We are honored and humbled to be among the storied and historic krewes that comprise Mardi Gras today and in the past.” said Julie Lea, captain of the Krewe of Nyx.
I guess dedicating a plaque to her krewe is a better use of Lea's time than scheduling Delgado police for double-dip detail duty or.. whatever this was about last year. It's definitely a better use of time and money than going to court over the world's dumbest $200 T-shirt idea.  The point is, wherever Nyx goes, drama and controversy seem to follow.

At least in the news, it does.  For the nearly 3,000 krewe members, none of this stuff is important. They're just here for the big parade. And the remaining 40 percent of the city's population not riding are here to see it. Oh wait... but at some point we're expecting a Plus One.
Lost in the hurlyburly of the first weekend of Mardi Gras, the first month of Donald Trump's presidency and the firehose of "fake news" comes this definitely-not-fake-news from Weekly World News, the former supermarket tabloid that now seems to be an online-only affair.

Billed (rightly) as a "Mardi Gras STUNNER!," the WWN seems to be the only media outlet to report an alien vows: "I'LL LAND MY UFO ON BOURBON STREET — ON FAT TUESDAY!"

What could possibly go wrong?


Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Who makes them? Who paid for them? How much do they cost?

None of those questions are asked by this article. Not enough room with all the stupid, I guess.
Trucks and taxis clattered across a 20-foot steel mechanism on Bienville Street in the French Quarter Tuesday (Feb. 21), less than a block from Bourbon Street. The device, which stretches from curb to curb, includes a deployable wedge-shaped wall that is meant to block traffic when it's raised, and protect pedestrians from possible terrorist attacks
Enjoy the security theater.  Meanwhile, we're "keeping you safe" by restricting your movements, putting you under surveillance, and making sure there's no reason for you to be out past, say, 3 AM... or midnight if we can help it.
















Thanks to MaCCNO for paying attention, at least.  Apparently nobody else is.





Help is on the way

Look at Mitch go!
New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu warned folks that the city wouldn't let them use caution tape or rope or any other physical barriers to try and reserve spots to watch Mardi Gras, and today, city crews made good on that.

"Crews for the city are out here picking up tape and spikes and other things people have set in the neutral ground," WWL's Dave Cohen reported from Canal Street. "City work crews are out here in force now, picking it all up and throwing it away."
"In force," even. Who ever thought we would live to see it?

Ok.. actually they have done this before.  They used to do it pretty regularly back in the day. But all we learn from even bringing this up is that I am an old who remembers the olden times.  Perhaps the last straw this time around, instead, was the difficulty of delivering voice of the current generation Gene Simmons to a float on time
In case you were hoping to see Gene Simmons during Endymion, you may have to catch the parade later in the route.

Endymion founder and captain Ed Muniz, told WWL-TV due to scheduling with the sound check, Simmons would not be able to join for the entire parade route. Muniz said he hopes to put him in a limo and have him meet up with the Grand Marshal float somewhere between Broad and Carrollton avenues.
Yeah yeah, scheduling issues, whatever. I choose to believe the problem was the Chad Blockade. And now Mitch has ridden to the rescue.  Very exciting stuff.

Beth

A KISS themed float makes its way down St. Charles during the Krewe of Carrollton parade on Sunday

Better bargains

Yes, of course, it's stupid that the Republicans in the House insist on hurting more people than necessary by refusing the Governor's request for all of the money specifically meant to help us keep from hurting more people than necessary. But, under the circumstances, I'd say $99 million is a pretty good bargain struck by John Bel, if he can keep it.
Several conservative House members don't want to use the rainy day fund -- money the state sets aside for financial emergencies -- at all. They would prefer more cuts to government services instead. Barras will have to convince more of those conservative Republicans to vote for the deal for it to work.

"We've been having meetings individually, meetings by group, meetings to review questions that they have," Barras said.  

The current budget deal calls for $99 million worth of rainy day money to be tapped, but both Barras and Alario indicated that wasn't necessarily a firm number for them. "Whether it's $99 million or $98 million, it will be something substantial," Alario said in an interview.

Barras said he was looking at more of a range -- somewhere between $90 million and $99 million of rainy day money -- to be part of the final budget plan. "I hate to quote a number," he said, when asked about much rainy day funding was included in the plan. "In that $90 [million] to $99 million range is the best way to say it."

Moving off the $99 million rainy day fund mark could cause a host of new problems for this budget arrangement. Right now, Barras mostly has to woo conservative Republicans to back his arrangement with Alario. If he budges from $99 million in rainy day funding, however, he might lose the House Democrats he'll need to get the budget plan implemented.
This is just a casual observation from me. I've been half-distracted by parades and stuff this week. But it seems like this year Edwards is doing a better job of playing hardball with these guys. He opened the session asking for as much Rainy Day money as was legally permissible. That isn't what he's getting. But he is getting more than he would have had he started out with a compromise offer.

Also, it's interesting to see the Republican leadership as the guys in the delicate position this time around.  It almost makes me suspicious. Anyway it's good to see the Governor keep the pressure up.  At least for now.
Edwards' office also said it didn't want to support a compromise that used less of the rainy day fund money. "The agreement is $99 million," said Richard Carbo, the governor's spokesman, on Monday night.

Property over people

RTA is not a transit agency. It's a real estate development tool.
The RTA’s full plan calls for the new terminal to become a hub for development near Canal Street, with proposals to rework the Riverfront and Canal streetcar lines to connect through the site and tie in with the proposed World Trade Center redevelopment and work being done by the Ernest N. Morial Convention Center a few blocks upriver.

Under the redesign, the terminal would no longer present a barrier between Woldenberg Riverfront Park and the Aquarium of the Americas on one side of Canal Street and Spanish Plaza and the Riverwalk mall on the other.

Officials hope to have the work completed by early 2018.

Presently, the two big issues for opponents are the lack of an overhang for passengers boarding and exiting the ferry, and the lack of a passenger bridge over the nearby railroad tracks.

Expecting passengers to board without any protection for the weather is inconvenient and hazardous, critics say, especially if they are running across the tracks and on a rain-slicked platform to catch an arriving ferry.

And without a bridge, passengers would wait up to 15 minutes for a train to pass before they could board or leave a ferry, they said.

But Justin Augustine III, vice president of Transdev, the French transportation conglomerate that runs RTA’s operations, said there is little money for much of what residents want.
To hell with the residents, though.  Nobody actually lives here anyway. 

Mardi Gras is hard work

There's a lot going on this week. But, as Donald Trump might say, I'm not ranting and raving, I'm having a good time. I'll have some of the usual parade notes and such up soon. In the meantime, I finally finished editing the latest one of these. There's some Mardi Gras in there too.

Monday, February 20, 2017

Lousiana: The State of Emergency

Disaster is our number one industry. Our brand is crisis. We should leverage that.
The 2017 version of Louisiana's $50 billion, 50-year master plan for coastal protection and restoration is about to be delivered to the Legislature, but concerns remain that the state still has not identified long-term sources of money to pay for all of the projects. Now state officials and non-governmental partners, both environmental groups and industry representatives, are exploring the idea of having President Donald Trump declare the state's coastal land loss a national emergency.

That might help persuade Congress to speed funding, and federal agencies to speed permit approvals for more projects. State officials have already successfully lobbied the federal government to have one of the biggest restoration projects -- the Mid-Barataria Sediment Diversion -- added to a list of infrastructure work that will have their environmental permits fast-tracked by federal agencies.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Rainy Day Fun(d)

Cameron Henry isn't having any fun.  
House Appropriations Chair Cameron Henry said that he was eager to get the budget bill out of the House and on to the Senate. A final plan will be hashed out between the two chambers once they have their own versions in place. The legislation had to start in Henry's committee though, under the legislative rules.

"There's a bigger picture here and I can appreciate no one wants to make cuts," Henry said. "It is a miserable experience. It's not fun."
It's hard to blame him.  The governor did call everybody up to Baton Rouge during Mardi Gras to work on  all this stupid budget stuff. On the other hand, he did try to make it as easy as possible.  Seems kind of spiteful of them not to take advantage of that.
Disagreements are almost exclusively between the governor and the House Republicans. Edwards wants to use $119.6 million worth of reserve funding, called rainy day money, and avoid cuts to elementary and secondary education, prisons and others areas. The rest of his plan reduces spending by about $60 million and moves money around in the budget.

House GOP leaders are less inclined to use rainy day money. They say that's a short-term fix that doesn't address Louisiana's continuing financial turmoil. They want larger and more permanent spending cuts, for long-term change. 
Problem there is "long term change" in their minds just means deeper and more permanent cuts to vital services. Hospitals, higher ed, K-12 funding are all (again) on the chopping block.
The House GOP plan that was approved Friday would make use of $75 million of rainy day money. It includes $55 million more in cuts than the governor's plan, for a total of $115 million worth of cuts overall.

"What we must do is attempt to stop spending more money than we have," Henry said. 
Funny thing about that, though. Henry's plan isn't to stop spending the money we don't have. It's more about pretending we have more money than we do... in order to cut that too.  
Proponents of the plan to use the money from vacant positions discussed on the floor some 1,750 state government jobs that they say are funded but not filled.

Democrats questioned whether the money actually exists in those agencies budgets after an earlier round of cuts.

"That money's not real," said Rep. Sam Jones, D-Franklin. "There's not $8 million lying over here or lying over there. That's fake money."
The House being the House, though, went ahead and passed the "fake money" budget. Every Republican (plus Neil Abramson, of course) voted for it.  Today, the Senate will try to fix whatever it can of the mess. We'll see how that goes.

As for us, we're going back out to the parades.  Last night while the legislators were arguing over rainy day funds, were standing out in the actual rain watching Oshun and Cleopatra. 

St. Mary's Academy

St. Mary's here is the only picture I managed to get during Oshun. It was raining a lot. Kind of a shame as it looked like this could have been one of the better Oshun parades. Not that that's saying a whole lot. In Oshun's case, it just means it looked like there were more large floats.  They do lose points for these corporate branded throws.

NBA All Star beads

Oshun looked like it could have been a pretty good Oshun. Cleopatra looked like it could have been huge. In years previous, you weren't likely to see the Elvi on the first night, for example.

Elvi in the rain

Also Disco Amigos. Sorry about the blurry photos. It was raining a lot.

Disco Amigos in the rain

Not so long ago, these specialized variety acts didn't show up until much later in the week.  Lately they've become more of a standard element. They fit Cleopatra's Vegas-type theme, though.

Cleo Las Vegas

As for the cold and rain, maybe that fit the occasion as well.